Quit making bullshit national holidays for character traits we should be displaying on a daily basis anyway (World Kindness Day Nov. 13), for people we should be acknowledging without needing to be reminded (National Grandparents Day Sept.13), and indulgent unhealthy habits just because they’re American (National Donut Day June 3).

Not to say anything bad about those things but do we  REALLY need a day to be set aside to celebrate these things – just go live them, those are easy. ..c’mon put a little more thought into it people… I want to make one up, how about prostitutes day?  THERE’s one group that’s often easily overlooked because, ew. Or junkie day, everybody go out and find yourself a meth junkie and Rob an electronics store or a pharmacy and stay up for 72 hours straight with them. Those would be days to set aside special now. That would require a little more effort, a little more creative energy to get through. Because after all that’s what celebrating holidays is all about, the discomfort, the potential for drama, the extreme pressure of requiring a ridiculously unrealistic amount of tolerance for one another.